While looking through friends' summer photos, I did get a little on the jealous side. Okay, so I didn't get to go on spectacular trips to the Bahamas on a cruise, or go to the beach every day, etc. My summer was spent working. And sulking. Surlking. Given these past three months, I have come to realize that my entire summer wasn't a complete bust. In no particular order:
1. I got my first PAID photography job photographing the Ft. Meade confirmation. I would like to thank the people who flaked out on the job, without whom this would not be possible.
2. I fought the law, and I won. My run in with the DC Po-po after Will, Ava, Claire, and I ditched Carla's party and made a spontaneous trip to DC at night. Haines Point will forever be bittered with the memories of Will jumping on my front bumper, getting interrogated by the police, Claire having a beer in her purse, Ava drunk off her underage ass, and myself having a knife in my purse. I still have to admit that almost getting arrested in one of my favorite places made up for the gather that was "Carla's party" (no offense, Carla).
3. Midnight Walmart trips. The one with Adrienne; finding the medium sized shirt packed in a "Small" plastic bag. Adrienne trying on a pair of jeans, coming out of the dressing room in her regular shorts to find a thong hanging out of her pant leg. It was clean, but some how she missed that stuck in her pants the entire day after she put the shorts on. It didn't help that she held it out in the open to examine it, after I threw it at her and yelled. The dressing room attendant received her amusement for the night from two brown girls, one loud and blunt, and the other loud and clueless.
Midnight Walmart trip with J. Finding out that stores really do sell those neon orange hazard vests. Finding the disgusting cakes in the "bakery", as well as the frost bitten cakes in the freezer.
4. Playing tour guide to my parents in DC. The fact that they wanted to walk around DC came as a major shock to me.
5. The Harry Potter and Cho Chang scarves. I finished them. *ACCOMPLISHED*
6. Midnight hike on along the C&O canal. Running into a group of hick campers, one of them was extremely cool and chilled with us. The others were assholes. Still have bug bite scars on my legs...and the muddy excuse for Vans in the garage somewhere.
7. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince premiere. Three of the five girls dressed up as planned.
8. Trip to my absolute favorite place in the whole wide world. I finally got to go to the Strand and went on a shopping spree. I was flat broke after I reluctantly left that building. It was worth it!
9. I finally beat that damn Cracker Barrel peg game! *ACCOMPLISHED PT. II*
10. Discovering the wonders of Bananagrams.
11. TINTED WINDOWS. *nods* first show of the year.
12. MoCo fair. Gotta keep the tradition going. Maybe we could incorporate an Office marathon afterwords next year.
13. BITCHFACE FREE MONTH IN AUGUST!!! *A-FUCKING-CCOMPLISHED PT. III*
It's been a great summer!
*UPDATE*
So I was checking my facebook, and Bitchface finally deleted me off of her friends list. I noticed that she deleted Isaac from her friends list, as well. I want to say that she finally got the hint, and that would explain why I haven't seen her at work.

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